My World, my rules!

My World, my rules!
- I try to blog at least once a week. Don't stress me.
- I'm no professional but I'm learning
- Yes, I have the higher-res untagged manips. No, you will not get them.
- I would be pleased to do commissions for you. But I have to be sure that you/your girlfriend is OK with that. So before I start I need a picture with you/her holding a HANDWRITTEN piece of paper with "BerndBreadt please phake me!" on it. I don't want to get in a revenge thing or something.

Friday, February 27, 2015

The end is nigh!

Google informed me, that they will no longer support erotic blogs. They will shutdown all blogs with erotic content on March 23th 2015. This is why I'm already deleting older content I already put on my new blog.
Fortunately I found an alternate blog-hoster.

For those who want to see all my work, there is no other way than to visit my new site. It's here:

I would be pleased and sure more motivated to post more content there soon, if you visit me there.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Aaaaaand another one......

This is just ridiculous......

Just when I thought I have a good adult blg-hoster, they went offline ........
Grrrrrr I hate tha s..t!

Now here's the next try:

And again I have to build up everything from the beginning.
I hope I manage to get a Backup before they go offline .....

Sh.. I hope the don't go offline!!!

Saturday, June 1, 2013


Do you really think i need an iron for your shirts. OK, but I take my own. It's much hotter and also rock hard. But other than a normal iron mine can be touched without being burned.
But otherwise if it's hot there is only one way to cool it down.
So if I do your shirts, you have to care for my cock afterwards, OK?
- Good but I have to warn you, to cool down my cock will be much more work for you than this little bit ironing. You have to uncharge it completely. That means normally you have to suck me off at least tree times before I will fuck you and turn you into a completely filled creampie. And my cum will leak out of you for the next week.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Sooo Cute

Don't you like it? I thought it would be a nice surprice for you after your business trip. Instead of being fucked with a strapon you can try a real cock.
Besides I was so allone and needed a cock too. Don't worry about my pussy, it's still there, you just have to move my balls aside and then you can still drink all of my juices. But now I have some more juices for you.
- Since when? The surgery was on the day you departed. Two weeks later the doctor said its full operational and I can start slowly. I had to jerk it off as soon I was at home. The next weeks I spent mostly with training it. Now I can fuck twice an hour and spill huge amounts of cum.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Spa

Well, I know this is no Thai-Massage-Temple but I'm also not here to massage you. I'm here to provide you with our special bath additive. But you have to pour it in the tub by yourself. It's natural rich cream fresh from the source.
- Silly, where it is? What do you think? The dispenser stands right in front of you. But just pressing it down doesn't work. You have the choice: you can either milk it, rub it up and down or stroke it carefully. You can even try to suck it out of the tip. Sometimes it's faster when you massage the balls too. And don't worry swallowing the cream it also works from the inside.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Don't let a dickgirl wait

Do you know for how long I'm sitting here? You promised me to be home early and care for my cock! It's aching since 6 pm and it's getting worse every minute. My cock throbs and my balls feel like they are going to explode the next second! God, this will take the whole night to relief me from this pressure. I hope you have no appointments for tomorrow because you won't be able to walk when I'm done with you. Now hurry up! Nah, don't undress, no time, just suck me off. I will clean your dress tomorrow, assuming I will not rip them off of you.

This isn't one of my best works. The cock looks definitely morphed. But I did not bring it over the heart to delete her.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Swing

What did you expect? That I'm walking around with an always erect cock? Even a Powerful tool like mine sometimes needs a break.
OK, walking is much more easier when it stands in front of you and not dangling like a useless third leg between your thighs. But swinging is more fun when it swings too. When you feel the air flowing around the tip then it's like a soft and really careful blowjob. Too bad this feeling never lasts very long.
Hmm, if you wish you can give me some little nudges. Perhaps then it stands up. Well, sure it stands up.
But you have to know, when it stands, you are the one who must give it some relief.